so hello, and welcome to my little slice of the world… or at least my little slice of this mass communication tool we call the internet.
so who is michael mallon? why does he have his own webpage? why is the answer to the ultimate question 42? why isn’t it 43? why don’t we know the question? why does michael type in all lowercase?
all good questions… except maybe that last one.
anyway, i’m a typically atypical, misanthropic, twenty-something (currently 24) college student (philosophy major) from southern california, currently dropping out of college at U.C.S.B. according to my brother i can’t get laid, (he’s right) and this website makes me even more of a loser.
if you want to send me a note to say hello, report a problem with the website, bitch and moan, or anything like that, send an email here or if the link doesn’t work, copy and paste webmaster@michaelmallon.net into your favorite email systems compose dialogue.
